OK, that's it. I am leaving. I am officially fed up to the point of total ... well, fed-upness. I mean how on earth is one supposed to compete with this lot? No, I don't want a mink coat of any description. Let's face it, the climate in Britain is not quite of the fur coat variety, despite the snow in Yorkshire this year. But hey, just look at what passes for conservative women over the Pond, guys.
So how are we going to compete, ladies (assuming we do have conservative female readers of this blog)?