As I write, intones the BBC's environment correspondent Richard Black, the process here [in Copenhagen] is in chaos - the Danish prime ministers' office is said by all sources to be in "meltdown", without a plan of action and without the diplomatic experience and skills to concoct one in time.
The Danes have lost the trust of the developing world here, no doubt about it - and by extension, that taints the EU and the wider Western world as well.
Excuse me a moment while I wipe away the tears ... of laughter. Perhaps they all should have gone to this conference.
Oh, and "it nowing" as my son used to say when he was two years old.