Rich boy flies out to Africa in luxury private jet to get photographed with smiling black children. Flies back, changes into suit, reads with approval front page headlines in Daily Torygraph. Gets chauffeur to drive him to pointy building by Thames and asks questions. Gets answers from another man in suit. Tells flunkies to plant trees.
The shock and horror of it all. Did you realise that these black people don't even have solar panels on their hovels?