Thursday, June 24, 2004

Stop Press

ORDER RESTORED IN BRUSSELS

Last night 12 Britons [shurely 11? -ed *] describing themselves as "UKIP MEPs" were reported to be "queuing up in an orderly fashion" to collect their lavish £172-a- day expenses. Said their leader Kilroy "The lads got a bit carried away on the big night, but it was just a bit of harmless high spirits."

Later the 12 hooligans were seen in one of Brussels legendary 5-star restaurants, "Chez Woy", tucking into several large plates of gravy, a famous local delicacy.

* one on holiday in Majorca

(lifted from Private Eye, No 1109 25/6-8/7/04)

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