"We're not banging on about Europe in this Party… we're talking about things that people really care about…". So spoke the Green Moron this morning during an extended interview on BBC Radio 4's Today Programme.
I don't think little Dave has quite got the hang of this "democracy thingie". Perhaps we ought to explain. It's like this Dave: you tell us to piss off now and then we have elections – that's when we tell you to piss off.
Have you noticed, incidentally, that when Camoron speaks in public, after virtually every sentence he closes his mouth and sucks in his lips, lowering his eyelids at the same time (pictured). There is probably something deeply significant about that, but I'll leave it to the professionals to do the psychoanalysis.