this. There is a story here, but I'm not actually sure I want to know it.
Anyhow, it seemed a nice colourful attention grabber to go with a post which is there for you to put anything you wish on the comments, without let or hindrance, subject to divine retribution if you break any of the rules, most of which we haven't even made up yet. The last open thread, I thought, went quite well, but – as they do – it gets stale, so here we go.
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