Thursday, October 06, 2011

The only growth industry in town

When there is no longer any serious economic activity, we can all apply to become debt collectors - the only new jobs in town ... although there are plenty of bailiff jobs if you are prepared to travel.

I tell a lie, though, about the only growth industry ... there are plenty of jobs as "carbon reduction officers" ... which is, of course, why so many bailiffs and debt collectors are needed. You didn't think people were going to pay for them voluntarily, did you?